Conversations about Nothing

I took this yesterday...
Oh no! I'm becoming that blowhardy chick who thinks that pictures of ladybugs aren't shit! Quick, give me something emo!
Ahh that feels better. No wait, it's to dark! I need something artistic to balance things out...

Ok thats better... However, all of these have Lindsey's face! Give me something more accessible-

No, that's still to emo. Back to lindseys face!
Ok, that's gorgeous, but I'd like something more Madison avenue. Do you have anything that looks like a sneaker add?

Ahh, thats more like it...But it needs more pop. Can you give it to me with a bit of Warhol flair?
Oooh Rachel like. Still, all of these are of Lindsey. Doesnt she ever get pissed off at having her picture constantly taken?

Ah yes, I thought so.
Ok now that we are done with Lindsey, can we have something that brings it back to my own sensibilities? Like, say, a light doodle?
That looks more like a light signature and less like a light doodle...


Ok, that works...but it feels to emotionless to end on. We need something patriotic, something that says: America! The place where you can sit, have brewsky, and watch your dog and your bitch look pretty in the yard.
Wow, that was strangely specific. Happy Finals-Are-Mostly-Over day everyone!